"Fran Kranz talks Bloodsucking Bastards (and why he wants to be killed by Thor)" - Clark Collis, Entertainment Weekly
“Brian James O’ Connell’s raucous horror/comedy turns a typical white-collar, corporate environment into a natural feeding ground for undead go-getters. - Paste Magazine
“Bloody good…Heavy on laughs and loaded with one-liners (and written by a five-member-strong comedy group from Los Angeles called "Dr. God"), the scenes in Bastards drip and flow with equal parts sarcasm and blood… hilarious ride through the horrors of being stuck in a dead-end job in the quintessential all-American workplace.” - The Stranger (Seattle)
"A Special Kind Of Horror Comedy That Both Goes For The Jugular And Tickles Your Funny Bone In Delightfully Inventive Ways, While Giving Us The Next Big Catch-phrase To Boot." - Brian Gallagher, MovieWeb
“Imagine if Office Space got invaded by From Dusk Till Dawn” - Germain Lussier, i09
“Even when the jokes seem inspired more by Office Space than actual office life, they’re delivered with good humor…director Brian James O’Connell plays all of his tonal elements right, which is to say fast-paced; goofy; and very, very bloody….will please the adolescent and adolescent-at-heart audiences” - Katie Rife, A.V. CLUB
“Director O’Connell and a thoroughly game cast drawn from the Dr. God comedy troupe – think Broken Lizard crew with way more gore – score high marks for witty workplace humor and horror in equal measure.” - Marc Savlov, Austin Chronicle
"Enough gore and laughs to fill even the biggest of caskets!" - Steve Barton, DREAD CENTRAL
"A real gut buster (figuratively and literally) loaded with rapid-fire humor and buckets of blood certain to entertain the most discerning horror fan."
- Patrick Cooper, BLOODY DISGUSTING
"The comedic writing is well timed as well as memorable -- "Don't get all Princess Leia on me" will be etched in my brain whenever I think of this over-the-top campy horror comedy that should not be missed."
- Debbie Cerda, SLACKERWOOD
"An action-packed, blood-soaked avalanche of vampire fun madness." - John Food, SLUG MAGAZINE
"A Special Kind Of Horror Comedy That Both Goes For The Jugular And Tickles Your Funny Bone In Delightfully Inventive Ways, While Giving Us The Next Big Catch-phrase To Boot." - Brian Gallagher, MOVIEWEB
"Director Brian James O'Connell does a masterful job with a tricky style and makes the whole thing work on multiple levels. This is one to watch out for." - SINFUL CELLOUID
"All horror fans who loves a good horror comedy are greatly recommended to go out and see this movie." - HELL HORROR